jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.


natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 


knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.


clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”


alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)


disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog)


sschol:

georgewbushofficial:

imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there

"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"


radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)



team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg